🤖 GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™
🛠️ Updated: 2025-08-26
Trained on 999 trillion tokens of vibes, caffeine, and mild regret ☕💻✨
✦ Pronounced: “G-P-T-Infinite-Ultra-Max™” ✦because why stop at 4, when you can go to infinity?
🌸 Introducing GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™
The world’s most unnecessary leap forward in generative AI.
Why settle for GPT-4 (or was it GPT-5 now? I dunno, I can’t keep up…), Claude, or whatever else is trending, when you can experience the delulu-driven supremacy™ of GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™?
It doesn’t just answer your prompts. It divines your destiny.
🌀 Features
- 💥 Over-engineered name that guarantees superiority over every other LLM you’ve ever touched.™
- 🔮 Fortune-teller mode that mysteriously activates whenever you ask a question.
- 🎭 Responses ranging from solid developer tips to absolute cosmic nonsense.
- 📈 Delulu-Meter™: the first scientifically unscientific way to quantify chaos levels.
- 🚫 Disclaimer: do NOT use GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™ for taxes, medical advice, or major life decisions. (Unless you enjoy living dangerously.)
🎭 Live Demo
You:
Will my code run?
GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™:
The crystal ball shows… a runtime error at 2:14am. But also, pizza delivery. 🍕 Balance in all things.
You:
How do I center a div?
GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™:
Simple! First, align your chakras. Then sacrifice three semicolons. The div will center itself when the vibes are correct. 🌀✨
You:
What’s in my future?
GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™:
I see… three coffees and a bug you’ll swear wasn’t there yesterday. ☕☕☕🐛
📊 The Delulu-Meter™
Delulu-Meter™
How unhinged is that reply?
Chill
Spicy
Unhinged
42% delulu
🚀 GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™
Power. Chaos. Vibes.
The next generation of AI is here — unnecessarily over-engineered, cosmically unreliable, and absolutely ✨delulu✨.
Experience intelligence that’s not just artificial… it’s out of this world. 🌌
⚙️ Technical Specifications (Totally Real™)
- 🧠 Delulu Cores: 128 parallelized vibe-processing units
- ⏱️ Aura Clock Speed: 3.14 teravibes/second (because π is magical)
- 📚 Training Data: 999 trillion tokens of vibes, caffeine, and mild regret
- 🌌 Context Window: Infinite — as long as you believe hard enough ✨
- 🦆 Compatibility: Works best with tarot cards, rubber ducks, and motivational posters
- 🔮 Latency: Instant… unless Mercury is in retrograde
- 💯 Output Quality: 100% confident, 0% reliable
- 🧋 Battery Life: Eternal (fueled by cosmic chaos and boba pearls)
Pre-orders ship never.
⚠️ *GPT-1NF1N1TULTR4M4X™ is not a real AI model. It is a parody. Any resemblance to actual AI products, living or dead, is purely delulu.*
